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Brushing Up on Brilliance: My Adventures with BGE
If I had to sum up my experience with BGE in one word, that word would be "scrumtrulescent." But since I'm not limited to one word, let me paint you a picture of their awesomeness.
So, there I was, staring at my tired kitchen cabinets and first-floor ceilings that looked like they'd seen better days. Enter BGE, ready to work their magic. And magic they did! It was like they waved their paintbrushes and poof - instant transformation.
Punctuality/Reliability: These guys – the owners, Bruce and Shaun (Herein after known as “The Boys”) - were more reliable than my morning alarm clock. On time every single day, which, let's be honest, is practically unheard of in the world of contractors.
Prep Work: I've never seen anyone tape, sand, and prime with such precision. They were like the Michelangelos of masking tape, creating masterpieces before even cracking open a can of paint.
Clean Up: My floors were cleaner after they left than before they arrived. It's like they had a secret weapon against paint splatters and dust bunnies.
Pricing: Fair and honest are two words you don't often hear in the same sentence as "contractor," but with BGE, it's the norm. No hidden fees or surprise charges—just straightforward, market-based pricing.
Quality/Overall Work: With brushes and rollers in hand, they transformed my ceilings into cloudy masterpieces. These wizards of the roller have turned my ceilings into celestial wonders, making me want to lay on the floor and stare at them all day. It is as if God, Himself, installed a new sky above just for me.
The Boys turned my cabinets into culinary canvases that would make Gordon Ramsay proud. In the end, my kitchen cabinets now have more character than a Shakespearean play, as well as the artistic flair of Peter Paul Rubens They created masterpieces that would make even the most discerning art critic swoon. Best of all, my cabinets now have some much-needed shelf-esteem.
The Boys have truly elevated my home to new heights. Now, if only they could paint a mural of me riding a unicorn in the living room...
In conclusion, if you want your home to go from drab to fab in the blink of an eye (or the stroke of a brush), BGE is the way to go. Highly recommended doesn't even begin to cover it. They're the Picasso of painters, the Da Vinci of detail, the Rembrandt of reliability. Say goodbye to bland beige and hello to a technicolor dream home! Bravo, Boys, bravo!"
My only regret is that I have nothing else for them to paint.