Nowhere Entertainment Reviews

Lucas Palkert 2026.10.13

     

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Reply from Nowhere Entertainment 2025.07.15

Thank you so much for sharing your experience. We are genuinely very sorry that your visit was neither welcoming nor positive. That’s absolutely not the kind of environment we want to create, and we appreciate you bringing it to our attention.
We want to follow up with the team members involved to make sure this is addressed and taken seriously. If you could, please reach out and let us know the date and time you were here so we can look into it further. You can contact us at: info@nowhereentertainmentcenter.com

We know it’s not about the piece of candy—it’s about how you were treated, and that matters to us. If there’s a way we can make things right, we’d truly appreciate the opportunity. Your group chose to spend time (and quite a bit of money) with us, and it means a lot. Once again, we are sorry for the unfortunate experience.

Eugenia Soltero 2026.10.12

     

I had my daughter’s 8th birthday party there last Saturday and it was top tier customer service. Nicole is extremely prompt when communicating and accommodating. She loves and is proud of her craft, and it shows in her enthusiasm. The whole staff was so patient with all the kids. Overall my daughter had a great experience, her friends had a great experience, and I as the mom felt very supported! Thank you Nicole!!

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Jeff Nordeen 2026.10.12

     

Update 2026: While I am going to keep a 5 star review for the 18+ nights, this year I went to the non 18+ night, just the general Haunted House and am a little disappointed to give a 3/5 rating for that; for an overall 4 star rating. The value you get from the Haunted House nights vs the 18+ nights is really that much less. I felt that set design didn't change nor the walkthrough this year compared to last. I also felt the actors were not 100% there; group bunching a little bit hindered their ability to scare and reset properly. There were a few times that I got a good jump scare but not enough times to be able to give anymore than 3 stars. I think the potential exists for 4, even 5 stars. Group separation needs to be a little bit better and then when that happens, actors need to work together to distract and deliver. I do recommend you go to this haunted house, you won't be disappointed and it is worth the money paid. I know they can get a 4 or 5 out of me with some small tweaks. Haunted house review 18+ night: Absolutely fantastic! Had an absolute blast! First when waiting there was three actors keeping us entertained with jokes and conversation. The entire house from start to finish was scary, uncomfortable, and pretty much what I expect for an 18+ night. You WILL get makeup on you and other substances. The substances are washable. You WILL be touched and grabbed, pulled and separated from your group at times.

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Reply from Nowhere Entertainment 2025.10.17

Thank you for the awesome and detailed review, Jeff! We’re glad you had such a fantastic time at 18+ night — the event is designed to be intense, unpredictable, and fully immersive from the moment you arrive. Our actors love keeping guests on edge and engaged the whole way through, so it’s wonderful to hear it was a great experience for you!

Tiffany Cussen-Foster 2026.10.11

     

Great haunt! Indoor, temperature controlled. Actors frightening, Great make up, energy..so fun!!!! And...they have mini golf, arcade games, snacks etc. Super family friendly.... And a 'Lights on' option for the Littles of scary cats.

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Reply from Nowhere Entertainment 2026.10.12

Thank you for the fantastic review! Our actors and makeup artists work hard to bring the scares, so hearing this means the world to us. We’re so glad you enjoyed our indoor setup, arcade, mini-golf, and family-friendly options like 'Lights On.' Hope to see you back for more fun soon!

Mocha 2026.10.11

     

The full scare haunted house was really fun! They had some parts of the maze that genuinely scared me, and all the actors we encountered were interactive and in character. The food and drinks are okay but the haunted house and mini golf were fun! Liked the arcade games too, all of them were functioning.

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Reply from Nowhere Entertainment 2026.10.12

Thanks for the review, Mocha! Our actors take so much pride in their work, and many have been with us since day one. Having a returning cast is rare in the haunt community, so we're thrilled it made a difference! Glad you had a blast, and we look forward to scaring you again next season!

Emily Bruner 2026.10.11

     

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Reply from Nowhere Entertainment 2026.10.12

Thanks for taking the time to leave a review Emily. We hope to see you back in the future!

Briana Whetston 2026.10.11

     

Spoke with Mike for awhile before entering and wow we are not haunted house people and this one was one of the best we’ve found in MN! 10/10 will come back next year

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Sharice Brown 2026.10.11

     

Such a fun place for adults and kids, the customer service from every worker was excellent and they have improved so much since first opening. Will definitely be back!!!

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Travis Anderson 2026.10.11

     

Amazing time with the boys

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maria Molina-leon 2026.10.10

     

Amazing customer service. Riley is great very helpful, nice and friendly. Would 100% recommend this place. It’s amazing!!!!

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glorianna olm 2026.10.10

     

dave is amazing great service best dude ever ! 10/10

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irene ruiz-briseno 2026.10.10

     

Stopped here with a group of family and friends for my niece’s 15th birthday. So much fun! The main attraction is the haunted house but there was mini golf and arcade games for the kids who wanted to skip it. Check out this local gem!

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P B 2026.10.10

     

High noon and high scares?? Yes, please! Amazing staff and super fun arcade, golf and more!!!

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Amy Bodunov 2026.10.09

     

The mini golf and haunted house was amazing! Read the waiver on 18+ nights! I did not haha. I did not expect the actors to full on touch and grab me but they did try to warn me, it was definitely a fun experience! Much bigger that it looks from the outside. Definitely worth the money in my opinion. Staff and scare actors are such friendly awesome people. You'll leave feeling like an extrovert even if you walk in shy. Beautiful sets and costumes in the haunted house. I would absolutely recommend this place to friends and family.

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Paul Gammel 2026.10.09

     

I had a great time tonight. I did the 18 and upnight, and it was fantastic. Great scares great acting awesome time all around.

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Dawn Cheever 2026.10.09

     

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Marie Arver 2026.10.04

     

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Stuart Andrews 2026.09.28

     

My daughters and I love escape rooms. We had some free time one Sunday and decided to look for a new one. Nowhere was relatively close and we decided to call them to see if we could get into one of the rooms even though it wasn’t at a scheduled time. I called and the line disconnected as soon as we started talking with Dave. I’ve never had anyone from any business pick up their cell phone and call me back because of a disconnected call. It spoke to how much they value people and customers. I was impressed before we even got there. Riley then set up a room for us even though it wasn’t a scheduled time for that room. She was so kind and knowledgeable. Apparently, Riley is also the escape room designer at Nowhere. We did the haunted funeral home and it was by far my favorite escape room in the twin cities. We’ve been to about six in the area. This one was unique, challenging and extensive. We’ve already decided we are going to be back around Halloween for the abandoned hospital room. David and Riley, thank you for making my daughters feel welcomed and for your kindness. I cannot say enough good things about your establishment.

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Reply from Nowhere Entertainment 2026.10.01

Stuart, this was such a nice review to read. Thank you! We’re glad they were able to get you and your daughters into a room that day. We try to make sure everyone feels welcome, even when calling, so we're glad to hear he was able to connect back with you! Hearing that Eternal Unrest is your favorite escape room you’ve done in the Twin Cities is a huge compliment, especially knowing how many you’ve tried! We can’t wait to have you back to see what you think of Salem Hills Hospital!

elizabeth russell 2026.09.28

     

Best place ever!!!! Rylee and David are the bestest ❤️ 😍

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Reply from Nowhere Entertainment 2026.10.01

Thanks, Elizabeth! We love hearing that! We’ll be sure to let Rylee and David know you gave them a shout-out. Thanks for coming to see us, and we hope you have just as much fun the next time you’re here!

Thomas Moeller 2026.09.26

     

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Reply from Nowhere Entertainment 2026.10.01

Thanks for taking the time to leave a review Thomas! Hope to see you back soon!