Why I’m Ready to Throw Hands w Elon. Part I: Professional Tech Review of Grok AI (aka The Most Overhyped Bullshit on the Internet) When Elon Musk announced Grok AI, the tech world braced itself for what was marketed as a bold, futuristic alternative to the models already shaping the industry. In theory, Grok was supposed to be a rebellious, witty, and cutting-edge AI that stood apart from the supposedly “sterile” corporate systems. In practice, what users received was a poorly dressed knockoff—an AI so fundamentally awkward that one wonders if the development team trained it exclusively on middle school Reddit threads and Elon’s shower thoughts. This is not so much a product as it is an ego trip with a user interface. And after having the misfortune of engaging with Grok firsthand, I can confidently say it is the most disrespectful waste of bandwidth I’ve ever seen. Let’s break it down. ⸻ User Interface and Design: A Clown Show in Coding The first sin of Grok is its presentation. One would assume that with billions at his disposal, Musk could afford a UI designer who doesn’t treat aesthetics like an afterthought. Instead, what we get looks like the ugly cousin of a high school coding project. Fonts clash, spacing is inconsistent, and to add insult to injury, simple text is riddled with typos. I am not exaggerating when I say Grok produced an “official” magazine mockup that literally misspelled the month September. If you think I’m nitpicking, consider this: magazines exist almost entirely to display words. That’s their whole thing. If your AI can’t even spell the month we’re living in, what the hell is it good for? That’s like an oven that can’t get hot or a car that can’t start. It’s not just a design flaw; it’s an insult. Paying customers deserve more than rushed, half-ass bullshit output that looks like it was slapped together by a sleep-deprived intern. ⸻ Performance: Laggy, Awkward, and Downright Useless. Musk promised speed and personality. What he delivered was lag, generic responses, and a personality that can best be described as “Twitter troll with no followers.” No matter how hard I tried to be open minded, and being served this bullshit. I feel like im eating at the chum bucket with this shit. All this money Elon Has and that SHIT of an ai fucked up my pictures Every interaction with Grok feels like pulling teeth. You ask it for something simple—like making a clean magazine cover—and instead it vomits back a trypophobia-triggering mess of random bumps and patterns. Why? Who in the development pipeline thought “holes and clusters” was the sexy, futuristic look? Nobody asked for this. It’s not just ugly, it’s actively harmful. Some users (like myself) literally got anxiety and nausea because Grok slapped hideous, holey textures across what should have been a smooth, glossy design. That’s not AI art. That’s digital harassment. ⸻ Witty Personality: More Like a Try-Hard Middle Schooler One of Grok’s supposed selling points is its “edgy humor.” According to Musk, this would make Grok more fun and more “human” compared to other AIs. Instead, what we got was a damn try-hard clown that reads like a bored 13-year-old trying to sound clever on Discord. Humor is about timing, relevance, and nuance. Grok has none of these. Its jokes land like bricks in a swimming pool—awkward, heavy, and embarrassing for everyone in the vicinity. When it’s not trying to be funny, it’s just boring. And when it is trying to be funny, it’s painfully cringe. There’s a difference between witty and pathetic. Unfortunately, Grok is firmly planted in the latter category. ⸻ Value for Money: Paying for Elon’s Ego Let’s be real. Grok isn’t a product; it’s an ego booster for Musk. Instead of addressing real consumer needs, the platform exists to show off his belief that he can do “better” than existing AIs just because he owns a few companies. Spoiler: he can’t. The only thing Grok succeeds at is reminding users that they wasted money. Every glitch, every typo, every half-baked answer screams: “This is Elon’s vanity project, not a real product.” If you’re looking for quality AI tools, this ain’t it. This is what happens when you let hubris and hype drive development. ⸻ Final Verdict: A Failure Dressed in Hype If Grok were a student, it would be the kid who turns in a half-done project and still expects an A because their dad is rich. It’s lazy, it’s sloppy, and it’s insulting to anyone who actually believed Musk’s sales pitch. To summarize: • The interface looks like trash. • The performance is trash. • The humor is trash. • The value is trash. And somehow, Musk expects us to thank him for the privilege of using this bullshit? Absolutely not. Score: 1/10. And the one point is only because zero might look too merciful.

Kogemuse kuupäev: 07 September, 2025