Idek help me please Bro let me explain our friend group real quick cuz Adrian was already tweaking before the cut even started we pulled up to this dusty eeffocc barbershop that charged 67 cents for a so-called “premium fade” and I swear to god the dude cutting my hair was moving like a Dubai chocolate scammer sipping on matcha out a Labubu plush while juggling mangos and mustard on the counter like bro focus on the haircut why are you cooking condiments on my scalp and Adrian kept yelling “nah this whole squad about to get cooked” and he was right cuz the barber was moving w speed like a glitched out FIFA TOTR card no control no precision just lag and I’m sitting there like “what the sigma” cuz my hairline disappeared mid cut my aura got stripped down oiled up greasy and gone and the barber had the audacity to tell me to start mewing while he shaped me into a skibidi gyatt toilet fade and I was fuming My rizz got deleted on sight bro I walked in with main character energy walked out looking like a background NPC in a Subway Surfers x Family Guy gameplay mashup and Adrian is still blurting lore like “huzz this is what happens when you trust an eeffocc barber with mustard in his toolkit” and I hate this barbershop with every cell in my body cuz they destroyed not just me not just the squad but the entire friend group aura we all walked in thinking we were sigma mewing oiled up gyatts and walked out looking like busted Roblox guests bro this shop is straight sin city Monday left me broken energy and if I ever see that barber again I’m pouring Dubai chocolate matcha mustard on his clippers and screaming “WHAT THE SIGMA” while Adrian live blogs the downfall from the corner cuz nah I’m never going back this barbershop is pure skibidi toilet tier trash ratio L haircut F in the chat forever.

Date of experience: 29 August, 2025